Greetings and salutations everyone!
Notice anything different? I did a complete redesign of the website. Okay, that sounds pretentious and ultimately more technically savvy than I really am. I just changed the theme and did a few modifications.
I really liked the old look as it had a subdued, sophisticated quality to it. However, I found I didn’t have enough space to make the complementary material more accessible — i.e. it lacked the left sidebar.
So is it a success or should I go back?
To thank you for having read through the above words (such a chore, I know :-) ), here are a few jokes!
I went sightseeing in London yesterday and I got talking to a girl on the Millennium Wheel.
“After this do you fancy going on one of those big red buses with no top?” I asked.
“Yeah, ok.” she replied.
I said, “Great, I can’t wait to see your tits.”
Just been to the gym. They’ve got a new machine in. Could only use it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick. It’s great though. It provides me with everything I need – Kit Kats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Chips, the lot…
The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can’t afford batteries!
A man calls 911 and says, “I think my wife is dead.” The operator says, “How do you know?” He says, “The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!”
I got pulled over for speeding earlier today.
“You’ve got to let me go, Officer,” I pleaded. “My wife is due any minute!”
He said, “What, due as in pregnant?”
I said, “No, due as in home from work, and I’ve left midget porn on the laptop.”